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13 March 2008 @ 06:29 pm
Letter #2 - Rukia to Ichigo - Theme "Bitter"  
Wow, these are easy to write. It's like just writing a dialogue and breaking it up. XD. That being said, I'll probably churn out a nice chunk of them here so enjoy. You can check the table-post for all of them as I write them.

Title: Adjustments
Rating: PG for language
Fandom: Bleach
Character: Kuchiki Rukia to Kurosaki Ichigo
Author's Notes: Just fyi, the premise that I'm writing these on is a post-canon situation where Ichigo is in college and has gone off to America for a semester abroad, and he and Rukia are writing letters back and forth (at her demand)

Ichigo -

So you can complain even in a letter? Somehow not surprising. You act like I made you go on a date with Ishida, you baby. Really, how hard is it to write a simple letter? And don't think I won't make good on what I said. I know where you hide it, and I WILL make sure everyone knows if you don't shut up and just write the damned letters. As for your question, no we don't have college in Soul Society, moron. We just spend about 7 years in Academy and even then it's not like you can GO somewhere else to learn. What, did you think there's more than one Soul Society or something? Hah, bet you did.

Why did you throw out my special pink limited edition Chappy tea and put your own nasty crap in the box? That's MY box, get your own! I don't want to drink that gross bitter stuff you like, I actually have taste buds unlike you, you oaf. You know I hate that bitter kind. Don't do it again or I'll put strawberry Kool-Aid in your shampoo bottle and then you really will be a strawberry.

So the guy's crazy, I thought you said lots of humans are like that. Besides, it's good for you to meet new people. Maybe you might actually learn to be nice. Wouldn't THAT be something. And besides, the hell are you implying by saying he and I would get along great? What, because I'm used to dealing with YOU, so it'd just be like switching one head-case for the other?

I'm not going to do something stupid, and I DON'T need Renji to go hunting with me! I can take care of myself just fine thank you, especially without all your overprotective macho bullshit getting in the way. It'd serve you right if I ambushed the man who delivers the letters and took all those brownies Yuzu's sending you, you asshole. But..... don't get killed over there or anything. You'd make Yuzu cry, and I don't think you want to be that much of an asshole. And you'd better bring me some Chappy stuff, I bet they have things there they don't have other places.

Oh, and Kon says "hi". In.... his own way, though it's hard to tell seeing as I locked him in the drawer.

Psyche: ecstaticecstatic
{the once and future queen}: ichirukisenbonzakura77 on March 14th, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
Oh, force.. :DDDD This was hilarious!! Hehe, Rukia's responses to Ichigo's letter were simply brilliant & wonderfully in character for those two.

Can't wait to read the rest of the series!
Neko-taichoutasogaretaichou on March 14th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
glad you enjoy, I love writing banter between the two. The idea is that over the course of the 30 letters, they'll realize how much they miss each other/care for each other, and you'll be able to see subtle hints of it develop in the way they write to each other.
Haley: ukitakeuki_desu on March 14th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)

<33 that was really something. I really enjoyed reading it. I'm looking forward to the next one! LOL rukia is so funny! >
There's no Love Without youne_wayz on March 14th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
The way you manage to keep these two so IC amazes me, really. These letters are so funny ans well written. Hopefully you get to update them since since you seem to have a lot of challenges ahead

Beautiful layout BTW!!
Neko-taichoutasogaretaichou on March 14th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
Thank you, it's the one thing I put the most effort into, is staying IC. I'm actually working on the next few already. XD.

And thank you, everyone seems to like it.