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21 November 2008 @ 11:16 pm
Letter #13 - Ichigo to Rukia  
Title: November Skies
Rating: PG for language
Fandom: Bleach
Character: Kurosaki Ichigo to Kuchiki Rukia
Author's Notes: Just fyi, the premise that I'm writing these on is a post-canon situation where Ichigo is in college and has gone off to America for a semester abroad, and he and Rukia are writing letters back and forth (at her demand)


Rukia -

I'm not even gonna dignify that with an answer. It was so obvious, he didn't have to do that. Besides, Ishida's a pussy, he wouldn't have the guts. Heh, I'll bet she kissed him first, he wouldn't have had the balls to make a move on his own. But yeah, you're right. Inoue's a little weird sometimes.

Christmas party? Yeah, I hate those kinds of things, but I'll think about it. It'd be nice to see everyone. But no way I'm playing any of those stupid gay party games, OR wearing some stupid santa hat, so don't even think about it. Besides, why would you want to go to one of those things anyway? It's just an excuse for people to drink and act stupid in front of other people and the hell I'm giving you any blackmail material.

I don't like him?! Rukia, your brother wants to rip my face off and use it to polish that gay-tarded flower petal zanpakutou of his. How the hell do you expect me to act around him. Besides, he's a douche, he needs to take the stick out of his ass. And it's not like I would have let them they would have really made you leave anyway. The old guy's not so bad, you know.

Wow. I feel so special. Can't you just feel the special? I think I'll go have a root canal too, just for kicks.

It's cardiology, moron. It means a doctor who specializes in heart conditions and disorders. And epidemiology is one who specializes in serious or rare diseases. And it's not about not knowing how to treat everything, it's about specializing in one area so you're better at it then you are at others. Like the same way you're good at kidou but you suck with a sword.

Me? I'm going for pediatrics not sure yet. Why?

Nah, it was getting colder, but right now we got some stupid heatwave crap. It's almost as hot as the summer, or at least that's what Matt says. But then, he lives here all year, so I guess he'd know. Kinda nice to wear shorts in November, though. Oh, I sent another picture for Yuzu's collection, it's when Matt and Dana -- that's his girlfriend -- dragged a couple of us to the aquarium. Yeah, that's Matt putting his head in the shark skeleton's mouth. He's an idiot. It's not so bad here, though. I guess since it's normally hot in the summer and the fall, you can still find warm-weather clothes and stuff. So at least I'm not stuck sweating myself to death on the way to class.

That tree does not look like my head. Heh, at least my picture's better than yours. You look pretty like a cross-eyed bug. And just for that, I'm gonna keep it show it to everyone. Bet they'll agree with me about how dumb you look.

It's not about that, you just can't go out with Keigo!

I am not afraid of pink, and I am NOT gay. I just hate the damned colour, alright? Renji's welcome to it, if he wants to be a fruit. Heh, bet your brother likes pink too. I mean shit, his zanpakutou's a bunch of stupid flower petals. How much gayer do you get than that?

How is it family-related if you don't know? That's stupid. Feh, if they did so well before I came along, then how come they need me so damned bad now?

And for the last time, I am NOT going out somewhere with Devon. I'm not even going to the cafeteria with Devon, the guy's a freakin satanist, and I'm not about to be his damn sacrifice.

Oh, tell Dad to send the damned money already, I'm tired of living off of those stupid ramen noodle cups because his stupid ass forgot to mail the check.

Oh, I got you a hat that's not so gay.

-Ichigo
 
 
Psyche: sleepysleepy
 
 
 
There's no Love Without youne_wayz on November 22nd, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
I was wondering when you were going to continue these stories! They're so cute and IC! Keep it up
katesmannequin on November 28th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Wow, this is so much epic win. Your Ichigo writing is MAD AMAZING :D
Neko-taichou: Meddling Hattasogaretaichou on November 29th, 2008 04:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you. He's a lot of fun to write, I especially love getting into his head and following his random thought processes. ^__^
Becky: Rukia ♡ cloudsbanded_becky on December 3rd, 2008 06:14 am (UTC)
Wooooo! coconut_fruit here (I commented on some of your earlier chapters).

Ahhh, I love this just as much as I remembered. I'm never going to get over how well you write both Ichigo and Rukia. You're one of the few writers I know of who keeps them perfectly in character, even if they're involved in a hilariously cute situation.

Heh, bet your brother likes pink too. I mean shit, his zanpakutou's a bunch of stupid flower petals. How much gayer do you get than that?

Personally, I think Ichigo is asking for some seriously bitchy and degrading comments here. He's not exactly kind to himself, is it?

Also...

I'm not even going to the cafeteria with Devon, the guy's a freakin satanist, and I'm not about to be his damn sacrifice.

ROFLMAO.

You rule, girly. Keep up the awesome stuff!
lunapadfootlunapadfoot on March 12th, 2009 05:43 am (UTC)

these letters that you're writing are really fun to read. Can't wait to see what Rukia writes to Ichigo next!
Catwoman & bitch extraordinaire: fashpaperelfishscallywag on May 22nd, 2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
This is deliciously good! Stumbled upon it from an ichiruki comm and I love it. Are you going to continue it? You've got the characters down so well and the letters are just adorkalove.
Neko-taichoutasogaretaichou on May 24th, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC)
There will ultimately be 30 of them, with a little ending epilogue. I just haven't had the chance to sit down and write the next few lately
bishymebishyme on April 14th, 2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
i just cant get enough of these.
please please, when are you going to continue? D:
this is one of the best/cutest/IC-est fics i've stumbled upon.
Neko-taichoutasogaretaichou on April 15th, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
Yes, I do plan to continue, I've just had some writer's block lately. But I think after life settles down a tad, and a nice dose of some IchiRuki (can we say Fade to Black + fanfiction + fanart + etc.) I'll be right back on track. Especially with this one, seeing as how I already have the ending planned out.